Category: SPORT

How Mayo CAN Beat Dublin This Sunday

WHILE many GAA pundits have already handed over the Sam Maguire to Dublin for the next 25 years in a row, we here inside the WWN Sports Zone Centre HQ (WWNSZCHQ) have devised the perfect tactics for Mayo which would see them end the dreaded curse. WWNSZCHQ acknowledges that a Mayo victory would rank alongside… Read more »

Galway Fan’s Jersey Starting To Stink A Bit

MAYOR of Galway Pearce Flannery has today called an emergency meeting in the town hall after receiving a series of complaints about locals continuing to wear their Galway hurling jerseys following their All Ireland Hurling Final win some 8 days ago. Hundreds of shop and business owners in the city centre have asked for die-hard… Read more »

McGregorism: Inside Ireland’s Newest & Fastest Growing Religion

McGregorism, a keenly observed set of religious dogma, took root only as recently as 2013 but is already Ireland’s fastest growing religion and if the current growth was to be maintained it will eclipse Catholicism as Ireland’s largest religion by this time next year. Despite the ferocious uptake in followers very little is known about… Read more »

Galway Win Some Bullshit Tournament

THERE were embarrassing scenes in Galway this afternoon after the local hurling team won some Mickey Mouse tournament and the whole county forgot how to act like they’d ever been out of the house before. Word arrived back to the county of Galway that the hurling team had been successful in their quest to be… Read more »