Category: SPORT

Gareth Southgate Named England’s Next Scapegoat

OFFICIALLY unveiled as England’s next excuse for losing, Gareth Southgate has signed a lucrative 4-year deal in exchange for being the subject of endless ridicule and abuse, WWN can confirm. The FA, who took time out from trying to manage PR around the emerging abuse scandal in football, confirmed that Southgate is to become Sam… Read more »