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Vatican Makes bid For Rangers FC
THE VATICAN has made a dramatic bid to buy Rangers FC debt in return for a total conversion to Catholicism and a 100% share in future earnings. Senior members of the Holy See travelled to Glasgow last night for talks with …
Hundreds Raped and Murdered as Reenactment of Viking Invasion Goes Horribly Wrong
NEARLY two hundred and eighty people were raped and another one hundred and forty four were murdered during a reenactment rehearsal of the viking invasion of Waterford City
Estonians Celebrate After Drawing Ireland in Euro 2012 Play-off
THOUSANDS of Estonian football fans swarmed the streets of Tallinn in celebration of the Euro 2012 play-off draw against Ireland, which was announced in The Sheraton Hotel, Krakow yesterday afternoon. People
Fat Guys Who Played Rugby Once in School to Talk Shit For Next Seven Weeks, warns Barman
WATERFORD barman James Jones has warned today that fat guys who played rugby once in college will more than likely talk absolute shit for the next seven weeks
Robbie Keane Secures Place in LA Galaxy Retirement Home For Footballers
Roma Street Performer Outside Penny’s Not Happy With Waterford’s Hurling Performance Yesterday
THE ROMA guy dressed in white outside Penny's clothing store has stated that he is 'not all that happy with Waterford's hurling performance yesterday' and advised the team
UK to set up Cheating Footballer Offenders Register
THE United Kingdom is to set up a register of professional footballing love cheats to allow the government keep a closer watch on their movements. The CFO register will














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