Category: SPORT

Ireland Officially Gives Up Football

AFTER a dismal display at tonight’s World Cup qualifier in the Aviva stadium, the entire nation of Ireland has decided to call it a day and announce its retirement from international football, declaring its intention to ‘finally get its shit together and get on with its life’. Binning hundreds of thousands worth of merchandise, ranging… Read more »

WWN Previews Ireland V Denmark: The Sequel!

IRELAND have one foot in the World Cup after securing a thrilling edge of the seat 0-0 draw with a Denmark team that refused the free-flowing football Ireland is becoming synonymous with. Critics have confirmed there is every hope Ireland v Denmark at the Aviva can be the Godfather Part II of World Cup playoffs,… Read more »

WWN Previews The First Leg Of Ireland V Denmark

THE FIRST LEG of Ireland’s triumphant victory against Denmark is but a few hours away, and WWN’s sports experts are on hand to weigh up the opposition and assess the Irish squad preparedness. Dangerman: Christian Eriksen, Spurs metronomic midfield maestro is head and shoulders above every Irish player currently playing football, but thanks to Eamon… Read more »

Ireland V Denmark: A Survival Guide

IT’S been a while since the Republic Of Ireland were ‘180 mins away from a place in the World Cup Finals’™, but the time is upon us once again; this Saturday, the Irish people will be forced to sit through the first excruciating 90 minutes of our latest attempt to qualify for Russia ’18. Although… Read more »

5 Examples Of Fine Upstanding GAA Banter

BY now we’re all familiar with the banteriffic actions of an intermediate hurling team from Kilkenny, whose unique and amusing celebrations following their county championship win is everything that is great about the fun side of our national game. Scenes of women, believed to be hired strippers, performing sex acts on at least one of… Read more »