Category: SPORT


McGregor’s Baby In Heated Stand-Off During Ultrasound

THERE were tense scenes at today’s weigh-in for Conor McGregor’s upcoming first child, as the spirited foetus squared up to the doctor performing his ultrasound, reportedly telling him to ‘get that fuckin’ thing out of my face’. The Notorious Baby McGregor was getting a routine check up at the time, and took issue with what he… Read more »

Sunderland Fans Holding Out Hope For Purchase Of Brand New Squad Of Players

DESPERATE Sunderland fans are experiencing what many experts believe is an episode of mass hysteria after a number of diehard supporters admitted to harbouring the fanciful dream of a last minute purchase of 23 ‘non-shit players’. Despite being completely aware of the club’s recent history and the increasingly depressing demeanour of their manager David Moyes,… Read more »

“Fuck This, I’m Switching To Long Ball” Confirms Guardiola

MANCHESTER CITY manager and well renowned fraud, Pep Guardiola, has sensationally revealed he intends to change his football philosophy after his side’s 4-0 trouncing by Everton yesterday. “Fuck this, I’m switching to long ball,” Guardiola confirmed in his post-match press conference before instructing the City hierarchy to do everything to sign Peter Crouch and Marouane… Read more »