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Irish Women Begin Practicing Their ‘Oh Well, You Tried Your Best’ Look Ahead Of Valentine’s Day

A GROWING collective of Irish women are coming together to help one another overcome the usual wave of disappointment that washes over them on Valentine’s Day when Irish men fail spectacularly at all attempts of being romantic, WWN has learned. “In short, they’re awful eejits, aren’t they,” read a statement issued by the Nation’s put-upon… Read more »

Trump Feared Alive After Mexican Wrestling Match Defeat

US presidential hopeful Donald Trump has spent the afternoon in hospital after foolishly agreeing to participate in a Lucha Libre wrestling match while on a recent tour of Mexico. Despite the doctor’s best efforts it is believed none of the injuries are life threatening and Trump will make a full recovery, much to the disappointment… Read more »

Racehorse Kind Of Likes Being Whipped

ANIMAL rights group PETA has condemned a statement made by racehorse Safeword this week, after the animal defended whipping in the sport, stating that many horses actually liked being ‘spanked’ on the rear. “You’d be surprised by how many fillies are into it, there’s a whole underground scene going on,” Safeword told the The Sun newspaper… Read more »