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Guy Saving For Mortgage By Just Eating Ham Sandwiches Rushed To Hospital With Malnutrition
A YOUNG office worker has been admitted to A&E suffering from an acute bout of malnutrition, after eating nothing but ... -
Man Donates Body & Soul To Medical Science
LOCAL man and self-confessed non-reveller Martin Harrigan has agreed to donate his body and soul to medical science, in a ... -
“We’re Not Hippies, We Just Love Dancing In The Forest” Body & Soul Ticket Holders ...
TICKET holders for the giant hippy magnet known locally as Body and Soul have staunchly denied accusations they are just ... -
Waterford Woman Confirms She Will Scream When She Hears That One Bon Iver Song She ...
A LOCAL WATERFORD woman looking forward to the Bulmers Forbidden Fruit this weekend has confirmed she will ‘like, absolutely lose ... -
BREAKING: Jenny Just Shifted Mark Again At Forbidden Fruit
EYE WITNESSES at Bulmers Forbidden Fruit festival can confirm that Jenny Farren and Mark Mangan, known to friends as the ... -
“I’m Playing The Main Stage,” Still The Most Popular Chat Up Line At Festivals
A RECENT study conducted by the Institute of Getting The Shift While at a Music Festival (IOGTSWAAMF) has concluded that ... -
“Damn Stupid Hipsters,” Confirms Jealous Man Not Going To Bulmers Forbidden Fruit Festival
A MAN who has found himself ticketless for the upcoming Bulmers Forbidden Fruit Festival, has denounced the 3-day event which ... -
Photoshopping Your Head Onto The Rock’s Body Instead Of Going To The Gym, A Guide
HOLLYWOOD STAR, wrestling great and man your partner would 100% leave you for in a flash, The Rock, continues to ... -
Poll: What Is The Most Irish Thing Ever?
A QUESTION that has baffled scientists for centuries. Something successive governments have spent billions on in an effort to define ... -
Dark Bloody Stool Probably Last Night’s Vindaloo, Insists Future Cancer Patient
A DARK, bloody stool containing remnants of a cancerous bowel tumour has today been passed off as last night’s vindaloo ...