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Man Donates Body & Soul To Medical Science

LOCAL man and self-confessed non-reveller Martin Harrigan has agreed to donate his body and soul to medical science, in a bid to understand and enjoy the calming, pleasurable effects of the upcoming Body and Soul festival. “Normally, I’m a coiled spring of tension,” said Harrigan, wearing a range of scientific sensors on his neck and… Read more »

“Damn Stupid Hipsters,” Confirms Jealous Man Not Going To Bulmers Forbidden Fruit Festival

A MAN who has found himself ticketless for the upcoming Bulmers Forbidden Fruit Festival, has denounced the 3-day event which features many of his favourite acts as a breeding ground for ‘damn hipsters’. “Ah I’d say it’ll be unbearable. All those ‘I’m too cool for school’ try hards, like I’d be caught dead going to… Read more »

Poll: What Is The Most Irish Thing Ever?

A QUESTION that has baffled scientists for centuries. Something successive governments have spent billions on in an effort to define it. Yet no one has been able to definitively prove what the most Irish thing ever is. Until now. WWN’s crack team of Irishologists have managed to find what may be the 4 most Irish… Read more »