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Hailo App Name Change To ‘mytaxi’ Brings An End To Singing Beyoncé’s Halo While Ordering Taxis

THOUSANDS of Hailo app users have expressed their sadness following the end of a treasured past time carried out between the hours of 10pm and 4am, usually on weekends, following the app’s change of name to mytaxi. Distraught passengers of Hailo taxis must now reckon with the harsh reality that singing the lyrics to Beyoncé’s… Read more »

POLL: Is It Wrong To Be Attracted To The Green M&M?

A GROWING number of people have come forward in recent weeks to confess their desire for the green M&M known as Ms Green. The delicious chocolate treat joins the female bunny from Space Jam, Jessica Rabbit and every anime character in existence in being on the receiving end of infatuation from men.

Irish Man Claims To Be Reigning Tinder Champion

A LOCAL WATERFORD man has caused considerable intrigue this week after confirming he is the reigning champion of dating app Tinder, WWN has learned. James Nolan, a self-confessed ‘decent looking lad’, made the claims to friends much to their amusement, after a recent spate of matches on the dating app. “Wake up, brush my teeth,… Read more »

Irish Women Begin Practicing Their ‘Oh Well, You Tried Your Best’ Look Ahead Of Valentine’s Day

A GROWING collective of Irish women are coming together to help one another overcome the usual wave of disappointment that washes over them on Valentine’s Day when Irish men fail spectacularly at all attempts of being romantic, WWN has learned. “In short, they’re awful eejits, aren’t they,” read a statement issued by the Nation’s put-upon… Read more »