Category: FEATURES

WWN Guide To Perfecting Your Opinion On The Middle East

IT’S hard to know where to start with the Middle East, it’s mad out there. Who’s bad, who’s good (is anyone good?) And sure where is it on the map even? More like Muddle East! There are so many barriers to forming a coherent and cogent opinion of the unholy mess that one might despair… Read more »

WWN Travel: Our Guide To Malta

STEPPING off the plane into the humid air at Malta International Airport, the first thing we noticed was all the private jets lined up outside the small hangars that flank the airstrip. Clearly this Mediterranean island is popular among the super-rich, so our excitement grew as we made our way to the terminal to collect… Read more »

District Court Round Up

Son-Of-Two Caught With Enough Hand-rolled Cigarettes To Supply The Whole Fucking Town Boy A man with over 700 previous convictions for cannabis possession was fined €30 for being caught in possession of enough hand rolled cigarettes to supply the entire fucking town boy! James ‘Clinkers’ Kelly, with an address in Ballybeg (wouldn’t ya know), was caught with several… Read more »

WWN Guide To Finding Student Accommodation

WITH the first round of CAO points released this week, many excited young men and women have set about the task of finding themselves somewhere to live while they attend the college of their choice. For most of them this will be the first time they’ve stayed away from home for any length of time,… Read more »

WWN’s Coverage Of Last Night’s Rose Of Tralee Festival

Welcome to WWN’s exclusive & unrivalled coverage live from this year’s #RoseofTralee! Follow us for all the build up and Rose action. — WWN (@WhispersNewsLTD) August 17, 2015 In order to prepare for this year’s #RoseofTralee Dáithí Ó Sé was dropped naked from a helicopter into the Burren 3 weeks ago. — WWN (@WhispersNewsLTD) August… Read more »

WWN Death Notices

KENDALL, WILLIAM It is with great sadness that we announce the death of our father William J. Kendall. He died on Friday last, doing what he loved best, pounding the floor of the Dublin stock market. Sadly an unforeseen crash in the stock market, resulted in his death. Gardaí still haven’t caught the man driving… Read more »

WWN Lonely Hearts

Hmmm butter Don’t love just love the way it feels on your food, your tongue, your chest, your arse. Hmmm, I’m getting hot just thinking about it, nomnomnomnom. Male or female. Reply at [email protected] Recite for me Woman seeking man. Need an adventurous type who doesn’t get hung up about fetishes. Can only come to… Read more »