AHEAD of the upcoming referendum on the repeal of the 8th amendment the public have been told to check if they are registered to vote or face completely relinquishing their right to moan about the result of the vote. Members of the public have been warned that if they are of voting age but not… Read more »
RESIDENTS in Ireland have reported hearing the loud and unmistakable sound of rosary beads being clutched defiantly as news broke of the wording that would replace the 8th Amendment in the constitution if a referendum on repealing the amendment was successful. “Oh, it was the most awful sound, the rubbing of dry wood against more… Read more »
HAVE you no intention of conducting yourself and your discourse in relation to the upcoming abortion referendum in a truthful and honest manner? Well, then you may have been considering putting forward ‘arguments’ and ‘facts’ which are neither factual nor directly related to the actual vote on repealing the 8th amendment. And what better way… Read more »
LINING up for a historic address to the public after a cabinet meeting on the Abortion Referendum lasted over 4 hours, the government confirmed its intention to hold a referendum on repealing the 8th Amendment of the constitution by stating “fuck it, here goes nothing”. Looking exhausted by the evening’s events and fully aware of… Read more »
FORCING your opinions on people can sometimes be hard, unforgiving work, as not everyone seems to be as well educated and informed on the inner workings of modern day society as you, so choosing the right disturbing image to sway their underdeveloped minds is key to winning this farce of a referendum. Compiled below are some… Read more »
MANY politicians will soon be faced with voting on a Dáil motion to hold a referendum on abortion in Ireland, before going on to vote in the subsequent referendum some months later. The Dáil vote will likely be held on putting a referendum to the public on the repeal of the 8th amendment of the… Read more »
“LOOK, you can’t all abstain,” stressed Leo Varadkar at a meeting with his fellow Fine Gael TDs earlier today, in relation to the looming shadow of a possible referendum to repeal the 8th amendment. Varadkar had been speaking at an end-of-year Fine Gael conference, when he brought up the subject of a recent Oireachtas Committee vote in… Read more »
AS A direct result of the Oireachtas Committee on the 8th Amendment’s decision to recommend a referendum be held on the complete repeal of the 8th amendment, Ireland’s underground network of blood thirsty feminists have opened the country’s first abortion factory, with no one interrupting this sentence to deny it is the first of millions… Read more »
THE growing consternation of several pro-life members sitting on the Oireachtas 8th Amendment Committee has boiled over today after it was revealed there are no plans to hear evidence from a very credible blind mystic psychic, WWN can confirm. “Experts such as mystic psychics, priests, someone who has Dr. before their name but not due… Read more »
IN A BID to test the waters for the most agreeable opinion on a referendum on the 8th Amendment, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar will enlist the help of an experienced public relations firm to establish the right opinion for him, WWN can reveal. The potentially divisive opinion could see the Fine Gael leader lose some support… Read more »