Category: Referendum 2018

Local Man To Unveil Referendum Stance Live On Facebook At 10pm Tonight

RUMOURS abound that all Irish media outlets have been mobilised in anticipation of one Waterford man unveiling of his stance on the upcoming referendum on the 8th amendment. Ian Merrigan, a notoriously narcissistic opinion-haver, had earmarked the referendum as the perfect opportunity to make news events all about himself ever since the government formally announced… Read more »

Hardline US Abortion Campaigner Just ‘Always Wanted To Visit Ireland’

ULTRA-conservative Milwaukee native Garret Merser has arrived in Ireland for a once-in-a-lifetime trip that will see the staunch advocate of Ireland’s 8th amendment ‘tour around’ the country until late May. Stressing that he’s always wanted to visit the emerald isle to retrace his roots and see the sights, Merser is set to take in the Book… Read more »

Man 6 Months Into Posting Pro-Choice Statuses Still Can’t Find Girlfriend

A DUBLIN based woke male is growing increasingly perturbed by the fact his passionate pro-choice stance has not translated into a relationship with a similarly minded female activist. Gerard Lunratty, originally from Passage East, has tirelessly campaigned for the repeal of the 8th amendment of the Irish constitution, exclusively on social media in recent months,… Read more »