Category: POLITICS

Million Mask March Attended By 179 People

 Just moments ago the gates of Leinster House were besieged by as many as 179 people affiliated with the shadowy Anonymous movement. The event, which is set to take place in cities across the world today, could see a like minded legion of people marching for ‘a more just, fair and free society’. Organisers of… Read more »

Cannabis Legalisation Bill Declared ‘Void’ After Ming Uses It For Roach Material

THE NEW Cannabis Legalisation Bill was declared ‘Void’ by the government today after Independent TD Luke ‘Ming’ Flanagan accidentally ripped it to pieces for roach material on the way to Leinster house this morning. Ceann Comhairle Seán Barrett declared the damaged bill ‘a total disgrace’, and advised mister Flanagan to ‘invest in filters’ in future…. Read more »

Americans Already Happy With Depth Of Their Ceilings

A RECENT survey in the US has found that a staggering 98% of Americans are already very happy with their ceiling depth and find no reason to increase it as recently suggested by their president. Barack Obama had warned the country they risked tipping the world back into a recession and throwing “millions more people out… Read more »

The Secret Minister

In my new weekly column here at the wonderful WWN I hope to give you the voting public a unique insight into the life of a government minister. My anonymity is of course key to this process of disclosure and I promise to pull no punches. It was a tense first cabinet meeting back after… Read more »