Category: POLITICS

Shatter ‘Loving’ All The Attention He’s Getting Lately

JUSTICE MINISTER Alan Shatter said he is ‘absolutely loving’ all the media coverage he’s been getting lately and is looking forward to interacting with everyone in the Dáil today. The stylish 63-year-old turned up to Leinster house sporting a neatly tailored Armani suit and pair of Louis Vuitton sunglasses, telling the awaiting press ‘Today is… Read more »

The Secret Minister – At The Dark End Of The Street…

Gay marriage? Whistleblowers? Mortgage forgiveness? Health reform? Other problems Irish society probably has? The list of causes I can exploit for my own reasonable political gain are near endless. An Taoiseach knows battles must be picked, ministers must be backed and on occasion you must say as little as possible of any substance to ensure… Read more »

Government Joins Snapchat

The Irish Government have today joined Snapchat, a widely used smartphone app, in an effort to engage with young voters. Snapchat is a photo messaging application which is extremely popular with young and politically conscious Irish people, which is the primary reason the Government have joined the app. “We are a very tech-aware and tech… Read more »

‘When Is Someone Finally Going To Stand Up To The Government’ Asks Man Who Has No Intention Of Doing Anything

A disgruntled and frankly enraged Sligo man, Dermot Kelly, screamed from the rooftops of his laptop last night to vocalise his frustration at what he described as “the continued arsehole nonsense of the current coalition Government”. Kelly, an Art teacher, reached the end of his tether while watching the latest instalment of Tonight with Vincent… Read more »

Unbelievable: Irish TD Admits Spending €134k On Plastic Surgery To Look Like Idol Groucho Marx

A COUNTY Waterford politician has spent twelve years and €134,000 in an effort to look like his hero Groucho Marx, it was revealed today. Independent TD John Halligan has used the Marx brothers distinguished features as the inspiration for numerous surgeries, including a hair transplant from his scrotum to secure full eyebrows and moustache, eyelid… Read more »