Category: POLITICS

‘Government Of Reform’ Doing Fuck All Reform

DESPITE touting themselves as a Government of true reform, the Fine Gael/Labour coalition Government have done fuck all real reform, WWN can reveal. Taoiseach Enda Kenny confirmed yesterday to the public that two referendums were to occur this year; the marriage equality referendum and another on reducing the age restriction on presidential candidates from 35… Read more »

New Reboot Ireland Party Members Build Desk-Fort In Inspirational Show Of Solidarity

“Great things can be achieved when people work as a team,” explained a slightly emotional Eddie Hobbs at the unveiling of a neatly constructed desk fort in Reboot Ireland headquarters in Dublin today. The inspirational build comes just days after Former Fine Gael Minister Lucinda Creighton, Independent Offaly Councillor John Leahy and financial commentator Eddie Hobbs… Read more »

Man Who No Like Water Thing Throws Rock At Shiny Car

A WATER protester in Jobstown defended his decision to throw a large brick at a Garda vehicle during a ‘peaceful demonstration’ on Saturday, stating that he ‘no like water thing’ and that’s why he did it. “Me was not happy cause everyone shouting on street,” he said with his mouth, all by himself. “Boo boo… Read more »