Category: POLITICS

Banks escape with €73bn after “Celtic Tiger Kidnap” ordeal

EUROPEAN Union authorities are flabbergasted at a “tiger kidnapping” in which the Irish government handed over €73bn to a criminal gang of bankers. The spineless crooks had forced defenceless politicians to give them a vast amount of money while holding numerous developments and businesses hostage. In this bizarre incident, finance minister Brian lenihan, was ordered… Read more »

Dole Queue Causes 2 Hour Traffic Jam.

UNEMPLOYED people of Waterford once again formed a queue stretching 3km from the social welfare offices, on the Cork road, down to the end of Parnell street today. Traffic came to a total stand still from 9am to 11am this morning as there was no way around the huge volumes of people who were waiting… Read more »

David Norris – ‘€234m To Fund Gay Toilet Project’

SENATOR and human rights gay man, David Norris, is to seek almost €234m in funding for the governments new Gay toilets project which was named “loo’s for us too” by the Campaign for Homosexual Law Reform. Senator Norris, visiting Waterfords Dignity bar today — said it was vital that gay men and women get their… Read more »

Russia: Moscow Denies Reports Of Missing Country

Moscow on Tuesday denied news reports that Kazakhstan, a country the size of Europe, just south of Russia had been missing for almost a month. Russia’s foreign minister dismissed the reports and said that the circumstances of the countries disappearance would become clear in due course. The landmass was reported missing after NASA discovered the… Read more »

Taliban Calendar Banned In 76 Countries

TALIBAN leaders were slammed today for “stooping to a very low level indeed” after the organisation of evil Islamic fundamentalist killers published a saucy 2010 Taliban calendar. The new look colour calendar, made in Pakistan, has caused outrage in both east and west communities. Islamic and western leaders alike have all voiced a similar opinion… Read more »

Child Who Abused Cleric Walks Free

A 10-year-old boy who met a 57-year-old priest through the facebook networking website, before suggesting to the priest perform some kind of sex act on him in a car, walked free from court yesterday with a suspended juvenile jail term. Benjamin Mackey, of Portlaw, Co Waterford, pleaded guilty at Waterford District Court to a charge… Read more »