Category: POLITICS

The Secret Minister

In my new weekly column here at the wonderful WWN I hope to give you the voting public a unique insight into the life of a government minister. My anonymity is of course key to this process of disclosure and I promise to pull no punches. It was a tense first cabinet meeting back after… Read more »

Country Descends Into State Of Anarchy After McDowell Elopes With Only Known Copy Of Constitution

THE GOVERNMENT has called a state of anarchy today following the disappearance of Michael McDowell and the Irish constitution –  both of which are believed to have eloped together on an Aerlingus flight to south America this morning. Reinforcing the urgency of the situation, Taoiseach Enda Kenny has requested the UK to intervene “with force if… Read more »

Enda Kenny Must Be ‘Mad Craic Altogether’ After Hilarious Photobomb, Thinks Everyone

EVERYONE WHO has seen this hilarious photobomb picture of Enda Kenny at the All-Ireland Final thinks he’s ‘mad craic alrogether’, it was revealed today. The Taoiseach was pictured making humorous facial gestures behind two unsuspecting females yesterday, who were posing innocently for a photograph at the time. “Our friend said he’d kindly take a picture of… Read more »

Fine Gael’s Annual Think-in Produced Close To 4 Ideas

Fine Gael’s annual ‘think-in’ has already been hailed as a great success by party members as it produced almost 4 ideas. “We’re delighted,” stressed Richard Bruton, “and if I could add, these are all new ideas, we haven’t recycled old redundant ideas I swear to God”. Fine Gael party members attended the think-in ahead of… Read more »