Category: POLITICS

A Monster Five-Foot Rodent Found In County Tyrone

A MONSTER five-foot long rat has been found swimming in the Irish media for the past fortnight, and it’s looking for a good home. The vermin, a Caucasian Christian bigot, was reported to be dwelling in West Tyrone, Northern Ireland. It is believed to be the worst of its kind found in recent years. Nicknamed ‘Susan’ by… Read more »

Homeless Children Better Off In The Fresh Air Anyway, Insists Government

THE Government has defended latest child homeless figures released today, insisting they are better off in the fresh air at this time of year anyway. The number of under 16s living in emergency accommodation across the country has now exceeded 1,000 for the first time since records began, the Dublin Region Homeless Executive released today. “Sure who wouldn’t want to be out… Read more »