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“Ben Sherman Shirt Grants, Road Frontage Giveaway, Dial Up Internet” – The Government’s ‘Rural Future’ ...
THE GOVERNMENT has unveiled ambitious plans to reinvigorate rural towns and promote decentralisation by incentivising people who can work from ... -
“Remember, If We Ease Restrictions And It Goes Tits Up, It’s All Your Fault” Reminds ...
AHEAD OF cabinet discussions on possible easing of restrictions from the 5th of April the government was careful to alert ... -
Government Provide Little Needed Confusion, Clears Up Any Clarity
MEMBERS of the public who had expressed concerns that the government’s plan for dealing with the ongoing covid-19 pandemic was ... -
Perfect Your Nordie Accent To Get A Vaccine Up North With These Simple Tips
EXPERTS are advising Irish people hoping to be vaccinated anytime soon to watch the 1997 political thriller ‘The Devil’s Own’ ... -
Government Kindly Ask Public To Return To Living In Caves In Order To Hit 51% ...
DESPITE the overwhelming evidence that confronting large corporations is the key to reducing Co2 emissions, the Irish government has unveiled ... -
‘Do You Get A Breakfast? Is The Residents Bar Open?’ All Your Hotel Quarantine Questions ...
A MERE two months after announcing they were planning a system of mandatory hotel quarantine for travellers coming into the ... -
Taoiseach Delivers Rousing Speech That Unifies The Nation Right Before Waking Up
HIS mouth resting mere inches from the microphone Taoiseach Micheál Martin delivered an iconic speech that unified the nation in ... -
Republican Fundamentalists Vow To Decapitate Cartoonist Depicting Prophet McDonald
A SLEEPER cell of devout McDonaldists have vowed to exterminate the cartoonist responsible for creating an image of the prophet ... -
Hotel Quarantine To Be Its Own, Completely Separate Shitshow, Promise Government
ALTHOUGH frustrations are mounting at the slow implementation of mandatory hotel quarantine for travellers into the county, the government has ... -
World First As Politician Misleads Parliament
THE revelation that Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon may have given an ‘inaccurate account’ of her meeting with her predecessor ...