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Investment Fund Buys Up Every Tent & Sleeping Bag In Ireland
MOVING on to phase 2 of their long-term plan to rake in billions of euro in profits from their investments ... -
Britain Still Unaware How Ridiculous It Looks To Rest Of World
BASKING in the triumph of a major victory in what is sure to be just the first of many pointless ... -
British Government To Rename Murders Carried Out By Soldiers As ‘Whoopsy Daisies’
AHEAD of a rumoured decision to prevent future prosecutions of British soldiers by introducing a statute of limitations, the British ... -
“Guys, You’re Not Going To Believe This But Apparently There’s A Housing Crisis?” Astounded Government ...
BARELY stopping for breath in between sentences, leading figures from Fine Gael, Fianna Fáil and the Green Party are eager ... -
Men Who Look Like They’ve A Questionable Internet Search History Announce DUP Bid
FOLLOWING Arlene Foster’s announcement that she is to step down as DUP leader party leader on May 28th, a frothing ... -
Developers Wondering Do They Have To Collect Bags Of Cash From Dept. Of Housing Or ...
FRESH from breaking Covid protocols to gather together and masturbate in a circle over the rubber stamping of the Affordable ... -
“Give Us A Train Line Or We’re Partying Until Everyone’s Locked Down” Threatens Donegal
A GROUP representing Donegal has taken to social media demanding a number of societal and infrastructure reforms for the county, ... -
Minimum Alcohol Pricing Hailed A Success As Young People Turn To €5 Yokes
“WHY didn’t we think of this earlier,” a frustrated with itself government said of the impending introduction of legislation implementing ... -
Investment Fund Buys Irish Property Market Overnight
UNABLE to satisfy their voracious appetite with the purchase of 135 recently built homes in a 170 unit housing estate ... -
Cannabis ‘Gravest Threat’ To Young People’s Mental Health, Says Report That Clearly Hasn’t Met Irish ...
THE College of Psychiatrists of Ireland has today warned that increasingly potent strains of cannabis pose the ‘gravest threat’ to ...