A SPOKESPERSON for the Taoiseach’s office confirmed that Mr. Kenny has locked himself in his hotel room, and won’t come out until everyone stops laughing at him. The lock-in comes just 24 hours after an embarrassing handshake snub by US president Barak Obama, leaving the Irish prime minister hanging during the annual St Patrick’s Day… Read more »
RENUA, Ireland’s shiniest new political party launched to massive fanfare earlier today and we have the essential guide to the party that is on next to nobody’s lips. 1) It is scientifically impossible for non-sociopaths to form a lasting bond with a political party, but we’ll endeavour to inform you of why this party should… Read more »
DESPITE the latest Reboot Ireland meeting carrying on into the wee small hours last night, Lucinda Creighton remained hopeful the rag tag band of hopeful candidates would cobble together a name that really spoke to the Nation. “It’s tough finding the right name, we want to get it right. We have to appeal to the… Read more »
“He’s walking around the place like he owns it,” Irish finance minister Michael Noonan told WWN today following his return from a meeting of EU finance ministers at the EU Council building in Brussels last week. “Everyone’s only talking to him because his country owes them a fortune. They’re not really his friends. Angela and… Read more »
THE pressure on Taoiseach and Fine Gael leader Enda Kenny has subsided somewhat as an ever more desperate Micheál Martin has downgraded his request from a tough-talking debate to a simple egg and spoon race. “Micheál knew he was taking the piss trying to get a televised one-on-one debate with the Taoiseach,” revealed a… Read more »
As you are all aware, Gerry Adams’ tweets are by far the most humorous among the politicians. His clever wit and quirky goings on are similar to that of Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm. He’s so damn zany! So we decided to put together seven of his very best tweets for your enjoyment. 1) 2) 3)… Read more »
FRESH from the troubling reports that the Sinn Féin leader likes nothing more than to bounce about naked on the trampoline with his dog comes news of his dog’s brave attempts to escape its captor. While Gerry Adams was admitting to Sean Moncrieff on Newstalk show that naked trampolining with his dog is up there… Read more »
SENIOR members of the Fianna Fáil party have admitted that a former member who has pleaded guilty to soliciting someone to murder a member of An Garda Síochána and two other people isn’t even close to being the worst member the party has ever had. “Ah jaysus, not this discussion again,” a surly Micheál Martin… Read more »
DUBLIN South-West TD Paul Murphy is today coming to terms with his new-found internet fame, after his mug shot went viral resulting in hundreds of thousands of new Twitter followers for the anti-water charges politician. In a similar fashion to the last year’s online sensation Jeremy Meeks, dubbed the “World’s Most Handsome Convict” after his… Read more »
THE GOVERNMENT have announced the final vote on the controversial abortion bill in cases of fatal foetal abnormality will coincide with ‘last orders’ in the Dail bar, which is scheduled for midnight tonight. A spokesman said they are allowing two extra hours of drinking and debate on the final stages of the Protection of Life… Read more »