Category: POLITICS

Man Who No Like Water Thing Throws Rock At Shiny Car

A WATER protester in Jobstown defended his decision to throw a large brick at a Garda vehicle during a ‘peaceful demonstration’ on Saturday, stating that he ‘no like water thing’ and that’s why he did it. “Me was not happy cause everyone shouting on street,” he said with his mouth, all by himself. “Boo boo… Read more »

Behind The Scenes At Sinn Féin’s Dáil Sit In

Shortly after 1pm yesterday as the heated debate between TD McDonald and Ceann Comhairle Sean Barrett reached its climax, McDonald hoisted herself over the Dáil benches and screamed “All right everybody be cool, this is a robbery. Any one of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you!” A standoff… Read more »

Politicians Add 1916 Commemorations To List Of Things They’ll Ruin For Everyone Else

THE Irish people have reacted angrily at the political class and their insistence that they be allowed to ruin absolutely everything, including the centenary of the 1916 Easter Rising. While many members of the public foolishly thought all major political parties could reach a consensus on some level regarding the commemorations, their naive hope has… Read more »

New Children’s Hospital To Have Up To Date Lack Of Funding

THE Government has confirmed today that Ireland’s yet-to-be-built national children’s hospital will have the very latest in lack of funding technology. This news follows on from a request made by Minister for health Leo Varadkar to Brendan Howlin asking to confirm whether or not there would be funding allocated to purchase equipment to go inside… Read more »

Release Of ECB Letter Set To Change Absolutely Nothing

THE Irish public have been quick to remind each other, nothing will change following the release of the controversial Jean Claude-Trichet ECB letter to former minister for finance Brian Lenihan. Passages of the letter have been interpreted by almost everyone in the media to infer a veiled and villainous threat issued by part time Bond… Read more »