Category: POLITICS

Comedian Refuses To Retire Lazy & Offensive Nigel Farage Character

Considerable public pressure has been placed on the comedian behind the once popular but now sadly outdated Nigel Farage character. The incorrigible escapades of the anti-immigrant xenophobe once popular in bygone era have long been labeled lazy and offensive with TV stations under pressure to cancel all productions which intend on featuring the creation. Dave… Read more »

Fitzgerald’s Career In Tatters After Being Forced To Remain As TD, With Full Ministerial Pension

DISGRACED former Tánaiste Frances Fitzgerald is feeling the full force of the unforgiving nature of Irish politics after being voted as Fine Gael candidate in Dublin-Midwest once again by her party colleagues, WWN can confirm. Showing no one is safe from consequences in Irish public life, Fitzgerald has been punished harshly with not resigning as… Read more »

Varadkar Reluctantly Cancels Election Poster Photo Shoot

A SCHEDULED photo shoot with one of Ireland’s leading photographers was reluctantly cancelled by the Taoiseach’s office this afternoon following news that Tanaiste Frances Fitzgerald resigned from office “for the sake of the country”, thus avoiding a snap election. Sources confirmed that Leo Varadkar instructed staff to call the photographer and postpone the election poster… Read more »

New Poll Figures Reveal Politicians Are A Bunch Of Self-Serving Pricks

A NEW opinion poll has found that Irish politicians are a bunch of self-serving pricks as the country faces a possible Christmas election amid the continued controversy over an email sent to Tánaiste Frances Fitzgerald concerning garda whistleblower Maurice McCabe. The poll, carried out by WWN, showed that the majority of the country believed their local Dáil representatives put the… Read more »