Category: POLITICS

Here’s What The HSE Is Fucking Up Today

AS HAS become apparent in recent years it is near impossible for the average person to keep abreast of the large volume of fuck ups overseen by senior officials at the HSE and in the Department of Health, which is why WWN has produced this daily guide to keep you informed. Apologies we haven’t done… Read more »

“3rd Time Lucky” CIA Warns Venezuela After 2nd Failed Coup

“We nearly got you this time, we really did,” CIA Director Gina Haspel remarked at this week’s failed coup d’état attempt in Venezuela funded and instigated by the American intelligence agency for the second time in 20 years, with first coming in 2001 which failed to topple Hugo Chavez. Director Haspel’s jest comes after Nicolás Maduro claimed his troops… Read more »

Varadkar Down To His Last Horcrux

SOURCES close to Taoiseach Leo Varadkar are reporting that he is down to his last Horcrux, the sole remaining fragment of his political soul, fragments that were strategically placed into various policies for the purpose of attaining immortal power. “The Taoiseach obviously felt that if his government’s ineptness was spread out across a multitude of… Read more »