Category: POLITICS

Michael D Begins Rigorous Training Regime As Election Is Announced

THE PHOENIX Park was temporarily closed this morning as current Irish president Michael D Higgins began a rigorous training regime ahead of the next presidential election which has been announced for October 26th. Sprinting intermittently during his run around the park, the 77-year-old wowed press photographers with his stunning agility, before stopping briefly during his one legged pistol… Read more »

Australian Archbishop Who Covered Up Child Sex Abuse Sentenced To 44 Our Fathers, 12 Hail Marys

A FORMER Australian archbishop has been handed down a staggering 24 Our Fathers and 5 Hail Marys after being convicted of covering up child sex abuse, but managed to escape several decades of the rosary due to his age. A Newcastle Magistrate ordered Adelaide Archbishop Philip Wilson to be detained at his sister’s house for at least six months,… Read more »

Submit Your Questions To The Pope

WE HAVE an amazing opportunity for our readers as WWN and WWN alone will be able to personally hand over your questions to Pope Francis when he visits Ireland later this month. What do you want to know? What question of great importance can the leader of the Catholic Church answer for you, a humble… Read more »

‘Grossly Unfair’ For British Soldiers Who Murdered People, To Face Charges For Murder

SENIOR BRITISH military officials past and present have come forward once again to confirm that it would be just terribly unfair altogether if any British soldiers, who murdered 14 innocent civilians in the 1972 Bloody Sunday massacre, were to be held to account and face charges ranging from ‘murder’ all the way up to ‘murder’…. Read more »

Waterford Whispers News Live Show

Waterford Whispers News is dedicated to bringing you, the public, all the essential news and having discovered injecting the news directly into your veins is illegal (thanks health and safety laws) we will instead deliver it to your eyes and ears in a live setting. Get news’d in the face at the following venues with… Read more »