Category: POLITICS

Peter Casey Offered Leadership Of Down KKK

THE NEWLY opened Down chapter of the KKK has made an offer to recent loser of the Irish presidential election Peter Casey to take a leadership role in their organisation, rivaling a similar offer made by the Renua party. Having been roundly rejected by Fianna Fáil after Casey put himself forward for a job no… Read more »

Rónán Mullen To Vote ‘No’ To Irish Presidency

IRISH Senator Rónán Mullen has shocked absolutely no one today after he confirmed he is to vote ‘no’ to the upcoming Irish presidency tomorrow, WWN can confirm. The no campaigner for just about everything announced his decision on numerous radio and TV stations that he will simply vote no to all the candidates, just for the… Read more »

BREAKING: Population Of Wexford Voted World’s Sexiest People

THE entire county and population of Wexford has been voted the planet’s sexiest town and people in a poll published this morning, WWN can confirm. People of Wexford stole a large majority of the votes from some of the world’s biggest contenders, including Summer Bay in Australia, Love Island in Spain somewhere and loads of… Read more »

“Dinner? Fucking Amateur!” Lowry Slams Denis Naughten

IRISH independent politician Michael Lowry has today slammed former Communications Minister Denis Naughten for controversially meeting with a businessman about a lucrative government broadband contract without publicly disclosing the meetings. Speaking with his mouth, Mr Lowry said he was disgusted at the level of amateurism shown by Naughten throughout the rural broadband controversy, where the former communications minister… Read more »