Category: POLITICS

Brexit: Here’s All The Embarrassing Things Britain Has Done In The Last 24 Hours

THE RECENT months have presented an overwhelming deluge of random acts of British political ignorance that has been incredibly hard to keep track of. In an effort to help our readers traverse the daily dose of politicians across the sea causing their constituents and citizens endless embarrassment, WWN has compiled a selection of all cack-handed… Read more »

€450k Inquiry Into Children’s Hospital Overspend Already €2mn Over Budget

THE GOVERNMENT has reluctantly informed the taxpayer that the €450,000 review into the €1.1 billion overspend on the Children’s Hospital, announced only yesterday, is already €2 million over budget. Visibly grimacing as he relayed the news and shaking his head the Taoiseach, who had to fucking leave Davos for this shit, said “obviously mistakes were… Read more »

Government Purchase 600 Tonnes Of Viagra In Preparation For Hard Border

THE IRISH Government has announced a €4bn investment in the impotence drug Viagra in preparation for a potential hard border with Northern Ireland after it seems more likely an outcome more now than ever, WWN can confirm. Over 4,000 barrels of the drug were bought from Cork’s very own Viagra production factory in Ringaskiddy owned by leading pharmaceutical… Read more »