Category: POLITICS

Denis O’Brien Announces Bid For Irish Presidency


MEDIA mogul and multi-billionaire Denis O’Brien has today announced his bid for the Irish presidency 2017. Following in the footsteps of American businessman and peer, Donald Trump, Mr. O’Brien stated he will begin campaigning early next year in what is expected to be the hottest Irish presidential election since the foundation of the State. “I’m… Read more »

Government Mark 4th Anniversary Of Savita Halappanavar’s Death With Shrug Of The Shoulders


THE FOURTH anniversary of the death of Savita Halappanavar was marked by the government this year in an understated ceremony in Dublin Castle, WWN can confirm. Mrs. Halappanavar’s passing on the 28th of October 2012 due to complications arising from a septic miscarriage shocked the Nation, caused an international outcry and prompted an outpouring of… Read more »

Government Confirm Compensation For Survivors Of Symphysiotomy Got ‘Lost In The Post’


THE GOVERNMENT has put a number of survivors of symphysiotomy minds at ease with their latest explanation for why the State have failed to operate and administer a compensation scheme in a time effective and compassionate manner, WWN can reveal. “Ah, ye can’t trust that Eircode, it’s a load of shite,” confirmed a government spokesman,… Read more »

“We’d Have A Vote On Abortion But We Want To Stay In Power” Confirm Government

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THE GOVERNMENT has confirmed it would stage a referendum on the 8th amendment of the constitution tomorrow, if it wasn’t concentrating so hard on staying in power. Citing its commitment to itself, the government explained that doing things like ‘making decisions’ could come at the price of another election, resulting in a loss of power…. Read more »