Category: POLITICS

Government Planning Massive Celebration For One Year Anniversary Of 1916 Centenary

THE GOVERNMENT has announced an itinerary for this year’s one year anniversary of last year’s 1916 centenary celebrations, and are aiming to commemorate the heroes who managed to make last year one of the most profitable in Ireland’s history. The 1916 centenary commemorations took up the vast majority of 2016, and provided people from all… Read more »

Government Praise 2017s Record Low Crime Levels

THE Taoiseach Enda Kenny made himself available for interview to all media organisations in the country today as he trumpeted Ireland’s stunning 2017 crime figures. “It is unprecedented, and a sure sign of the solid work this government, elected by the people, is doing for and on behalf of, of course – the Irish people,”… Read more »

Gerry Adams Diagnosed With Selective Alzheimers

EXPERTS in neuroscience have diagnosed Sinn Féin leader Gerry Adams with a new form of Alzheimer’s, which causes the victim to lose huge chunks of memory, usually relating to the same subject. Although Alzheimer’s patients normally experience a gradual loss of memory from across their whole life, the newly-named ‘Adams Disease’ causes the sufferer to… Read more »