Category: POLITICS

“What If Jesus Had Been Aborted?”

In his latest column, Bishop Cornelius Byle, WWN’s resident priest and conscience expert, poses the question which is absolutely central and crucial to the reasoned debate on the factual matter of murderous mass genocide of children. Good after morning to you all and welcome to my column. I must start off with an apology as… Read more »

Varadkar Struggles To Put Together Cabinet

CURRENT Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has described himself as ‘exhausted’ after a full weekend of trying to assemble a cabinet, something that the young Fine Gael leader has admitted to be ‘way harder’ than he thought it would be. Varadkar finally sat down to address his cabinet issues on Saturday, having decided that he had ‘put… Read more »

Russia Begins Grooming Bruno Mars For US Presidency

IDENTIFYING his awful music’s unique ability to divide opinion and stokes divisions in America and around the world, Russian secret service operatives have confirmed multiple Grammy winner Bruno Mars could be the ideal successor to current undercover agent, Donald Trump. “We have not seen people love and hate something or someone so much since dear… Read more »

“The Internet Is Exposing Our Lies And It Needs To Stop”

PHILANTHROPISTS, lobbyists, financiers, CEO’s and world leaders all gathered at the World Economic Forum in Davos this week to discuss the risks posed by too much information being funnelled down to the lower classes via the internet and social media channels. Speaking with their mouths, political leaders lined up to slam social networks for gaining more power than… Read more »

Varadkar’s Self-Approval Rating Tops 100%

TAOISEACH Leo Varadkar has become the first leader of the country to exceed an approval rating of 100%, according to new figures released by Leo Varadkar this morning. The statistics, gleaned from a poll conducted by Leo Varadkar among Leo Varadkars aged 38-40, show that Leo Varadkar is currently the most popular Taoiseach the country… Read more »

O’Sullivan Asked To Stop Delivering Tribunal Evidence Via Sock Puppets

A FRUSTRATED Judge Charleton has pleaded with former Garda Commissioner Noirin O’Sullivan to deliver her evidence to the Disclosures Tribunal in a straightforward and clear manner, after she once again used sock puppets to answer questions. While the use of puppets is a vast improvement on her first day of giving evidence, when O’Sullivan answered every… Read more »