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China Even Surprised At The Shit It’s Getting Away With
THE CHINESE government has expressed genuine surprise at the ease with which it pretty much does whatever it pleases, to ... -
Government To Lure More Multinationals With ‘Rules Don’t Apply To You Here’ Strategy
MINDFUL of the impending hit the economy will take in the event of a Hard Brexit and in the certainty ... -
Unionist Just One More Pallet Away From Defeating Catholics
A LOCAL ardent Unionist is revealed to have built such an impressive bonfire that he is just one more pallet ... -
DUP Awarded For Services To A United Ireland
THE DEMOCRATIC Unionist Party has been recognised for its singular and lasting contribution to securing a United Ireland at an ... -
Court Rules Trump Can’t Block Critics On Twitter So Here’s 38 Insults To Send To ...
A US federal court of appeal has ruled that US Donald Trump cannot block his vocal critics on Twitter as ... -
Fishermen Almost As Ungrateful As Farmers, Report Finds
ALTHOUGH the country has long been familiar with what an ungrateful and discontented bunch of moaning bastards farmers are, there has ... -
DUP Under Threat Of Being Aborted By Gay Marriage
DESPITE a House of Commons vote putting the legalisation of same-sex marriage and abortion in Northern Ireland a near certainty ... -
Britain Rocks Itself To Sleep Muttering ‘It’s Just A Dream, It’s Just A Dream’
FURTHER exposure to Boris Johnson has left the British public rocking itself to sleep, its chattering jaw working overtime repeating ... -
Bloodied Phil Hogan Reappointed To EU After Sacrificing Irish Calf In Parliament
GREETED with a huge round of applause from his EU Commission peers, a bloodied Phil Hogan brandished a large kitchen knife in the ... -
Loyalists Make Switch To Carbon Free Bonfires
LOYALISTS in Northern Ireland have pledged to make this year’s Orange Order celebrations a little more green, with the introduction ...