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Revealed: The Founding Fathers Thoughts On Lightweight Magazine-Fed Gas-Operated Semi-Automatic Rifles
GEORGE Washington, Alexander Hamilton, Benjamin Franklin; just three of the ‘founding fathers’ of America, who wrote the very document which ... -
Trump To Spend Day Watching ‘Twister’
EAGER not to sound like a fucking idiot when talking about the category 5 hurricane currently bearing down on the ... -
Johnson Calls In Plumber To Fix Backstop
ARRIVING at number ten carrying only a toolbox and a Wavin pipe, London plumber Mark Willington was ushered in by officials at the ... -
Everywhere Mike Pence Should Visit On His Next Trip To Ireland
US VICE-PRESIDENT and homophobe-in-chief is set to visit Ireland in early September, and will no doubt receive a disappointingly warm ... -
A Complete Collection Of European Stereotypes
WITH economic uncertainties, the rise of far right nationalism, the dawn of Brexit, and Putin’s meddling, the European Union has ... -
Britain On Track To Fuck Ireland Over Again
DISREGARDING hundreds of years oppression, famine and general cruelty towards the island of Ireland, the British political establishment peeled back its ... -
“You Say ‘Dictatorship’ Like It’s A Bad Thing”
REPEATING the buzzwords he has used since taking office British prime minister Boris Johnson has pleaded with the British public ... -
“I Had No Knowledge Notorious Paedophile Was Notorious Paedophile”
BRITAIN’S Prince Andrew has issued a statement in relation to Jeffrey Epstein, saying “I had no knowledge that the notorious paedophile ... -
‘God Save The Queen’ To Be Replaced By ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Theme
PREPARATIONS are underway for the changes that will be required to outward-facing Britishness such as anthems and flags ahead of ... -
In Shocking Twist Media Falls For Trump’s Bullshit Again
IN A SERIES of events no one could have possibly predicted, the media has yet again decided to report nothing ...