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Possible Names Of The Next Terror Group To Emerge From Turkey’s Invasion Of Northern Syria
FROM the bowels of the Pentagon to the hallways of the White House, it’s all anyone can talk about. And ... -
Government Deny Collecting Poor People’s Tears To Use As Lubrication In Post-Budget Orgy
THE FINE GAEL led minority government has fiercely denied claims that they have been hurriedly collecting the tears of poor ... -
Britain’s Brexit Planning Enters ‘Comparing Merkel To Hitler’ Phase
FRESH from Brexit officially been upgraded from a ‘shit show’ to ‘a festival of faeces that never ends’, Britain’s planning ... -
Trump Follows Time Honoured Tradition Of Leaving Allies In The Middle East To Die
AT LONG last Donald Trump is finally acting in a presidential manner befitting the office he holds as he follows ... -
Budget 2020: Here’s How The Government Is Fucking You Over This Year
WWN BRINGS YOU everything you need to know about Budget 2020 as the nation stares down the prospect of damage ... -
9 Denis O’Brien Facts That’ll Get You Banned From His Radio Stations
FOLLOWING the recent decision by Today FM to revoke its invitation to a journalist from The Currency news site to ... -
World Doing Its Best To Not Have Mental Image Of Boris Johnson Having Affair
AS more and more details emerge surrounding Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s affair with business woman Jennifer Arcuri, the public have ... -
Increasing Number Of People Support Climate Change Action As Long As It Doesn’t Inconvenience Them
RECORD numbers of the public are vocally supporting the call for drastic climate action that would preserve the health of ... -
Could The Reintroduction Of Wolves Solve Ireland’s Homeless Problem?
INITIALLY dismissing the idea of reintroducing wolves to Ireland as ludicrous proposal from Green Party hippies, the Irish government is ... -
Pressure Now On Irish Government To Choose Between Backstop Or Steaming Pile Of Shit
FOLLOWING THE unveiling of Boris Johnson’s Brexit proposals that could serve as an alternative to the backstop, the Irish government ...