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Ireland Grand Apart From Dublin, Finds Study
A RECORD-SETTING study among Irish people has shown that 31 out of 31 counties agree without doubt that the island ... -
Embarrassed Trump Thought Everyone Was Meant To Bring Nukes To NATO Meeting
TRYING to cloak his obvious embarrassment under a veil of bravado US President Donald Trump attempted to play off his ... -
Number Of Scroungers Pretending They’re Homeless Hits 10,500, Confirms Government
A DISAPPOINTED government has reacted in anger and frustration at the news that the latest figures from their Official Scroungers ... -
Can A New Beard Style Save Eoghan Murphy’s Political Career?
NOT BUILDING houses didn’t do it. Spending hundreds and hundreds of millions of taxpayer’s money in HAP payments to landlords ... -
Murphy And Harris Point At Each Other And Shout “Housepital” At Same Time
MINISTER For Health Simon Harris and Minister For Housing Eoghan Murphy are said to be skipping around Leinster House in ... -
London Bridge Attacker Had “I Love Jeremy Corbyn” Tattoo, Confirms Johnson
BRITISH Prime Minister Boris Johnson has called a press conference in which he confirmed that the man who carried out ... -
Fine Gael Rethink Strategy Of Endorsing Ignorant Fools
SENIOR FINE GAEL party figures are looking into completely overhauling their candidate selection process which currently sees them only consider ... -
Price Of €2mn Dail Printer Cartridges ‘Excessive’, Admits Government
WITH the cost of the Leinster House printer now reaching the €1.8 million mark, the government has reluctantly admitted that ... -
“I’m Not Selling The NHS To US” Johnson Says As ‘Trump’ Sign Visibly Lowered Onto ...
BRITISH PM Boris Johnson had been in the middle of a speech angrily denying claims that his government would sell ... -
Scientists Discover Black Hole So Massive It ‘Should Not Exist In Our Galaxy’
THE DISCOVERY of a mass 70 times greater than the Sun and 15,000 light years from Earth has confounded the ...