Category: POLITICS

Being In Labour Now Feels Like Actually Being in Labour

SEVERAL Labour Party TDs have been rushed to hospital this morning after reportedly experiencing painful pregnancy-like symptoms. This news follows a tough weekend for the Labour Party as it saw a total collapse in supporting both local and European elections.Party spokesperson Liam O’ Mahony told WWN that leader Eamon Gilmore had begun feeling persistent lower… Read more »

Varadkar Promises To Meet Shatter For A Pint Sometime

MINISTER for transport Leo Varadkar said he will promise to meet up with ousted Justice Minister Alan Shatter for a pint sometime, “when all this politics stuff was over”. Mr. Varadkar made the pact shortly after lunch time yesterday, when the two men met up for the last time in Leinster house. “Sure, you won’t… Read more »

Gerry Adams Makes Formal Complaint To PSNI Over ‘Weak Interrogation Techniques’

SINN Fein president Gerry Adams has made a formal complaint to the Police Service of Northern Ireland (PSNI) over their “weak interrogation techniques” over the weekend, stating: “They don’t make interrogators like they used to.” Mr Adams was released without charge on Sunday night after four days of questioning by detectives about the 1972 murder of… Read more »

Politicians Have Just 1 Month To Make Empty Promises To Electorate Before Local & European Elections

Lampposts up and down the country continue to be peppered with Ireland’s leading sycophants and sociopaths as the race for local and European elections really hot up. With just a month until ballots are cast by the electorate politicians are eagerly pounding the pavement and reluctantly talking directly to members of the public. “It is… Read more »