Category: POLITICS

New Reboot Ireland Party Members Build Desk-Fort In Inspirational Show Of Solidarity

“Great things can be achieved when people work as a team,” explained a slightly emotional Eddie Hobbs at the unveiling of a neatly constructed desk fort in Reboot Ireland headquarters in Dublin today. The inspirational build comes just days after Former Fine Gael Minister Lucinda Creighton, Independent Offaly Councillor John Leahy and financial commentator Eddie Hobbs… Read more »

Man Who No Like Water Thing Throws Rock At Shiny Car

A WATER protester in Jobstown defended his decision to throw a large brick at a Garda vehicle during a ‘peaceful demonstration’ on Saturday, stating that he ‘no like water thing’ and that’s why he did it. “Me was not happy cause everyone shouting on street,” he said with his mouth, all by himself. “Boo boo… Read more »

Behind The Scenes At Sinn Féin’s Dáil Sit In

Shortly after 1pm yesterday as the heated debate between TD McDonald and Ceann Comhairle Sean Barrett reached its climax, McDonald hoisted herself over the Dáil benches and screamed “All right everybody be cool, this is a robbery. Any one of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you!” A standoff… Read more »