All posts in Irish Presidential Election 2011
Country Bids Farewell to Michael D as he Prepares For Seven Year Presidency
THOUSANDS of supporters bid farewell to president-elect Michael D Higgins today as he prepared for a seven year stint in the Aras, leaving some to believe the ageing politician will never be seen alive again. Letters of goodbye flooded his offices in Dublin …
Gallagher Campaign in Jeopardy After Pitbull Terrier Claims to be Biological Mother
PRESIDENTIAL candidate Sean Gallagher was not available for comment today after a purebred Pitbull Terrier bitch claimed she was his biological mother. The revelations came after an exclusive interview with the
All Presidential Candidates Bow Out After Realising Being President ‘doesn’t matter a fuck’
AFTER a dramatic presidential debate on TV3 last night, all seven candidates decided to bow out of the race after realising the position 'doesn't matter a fuck' to the












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