Thousands Of People Report Water Falling From Sky

THOUSANDS of social network users took to the internet today to report large quantities of water falling from the sky, leaving many places ‘wet’ and ‘slippy’. The droplets, which experts believe may have been carried across the country by clouds, are understood to have originated from the sea, leaving many victims saturated with the substance…. Read more »

Long-Term Unemployed Woman Delighted To Have ‘Recession’ Excuse Again

LONG-TERM unemployed woman Geraldine Murphy said she was absolutely delighted Ireland had slipped back into recession again this week, stating that the social welfare department can now finally ‘get off her back’  to look for work. The 24-year-old council estate resident said she was ‘in and dated’ with letters looking for proof of job seeking… Read more »

“Your Dog Is Shit And Out-Dated” Thinks Husky Owner

A SAKHALIN Husky owner admitted thinking today that your dog is absolutely shit and out-dated compared to his dog. Jamie Taylor was out walking his 40 kilo pet when he came to the conclusion, stating all other dog breeds are just crap in comparison to awesome Husky’s. “Look at the state of that knacker dog over there”… Read more »