“Your Dog Is Shit And Out-Dated” Thinks Husky Owner

A SAKHALIN Husky owner admitted thinking today that your dog is absolutely shit and out-dated compared to his dog. Jamie Taylor was out walking his 40 kilo pet when he came to the conclusion, stating all other dog breeds are just crap in comparison to awesome Husky’s. “Look at the state of that knacker dog over there”… Read more »

Electric Ireland: Price Hikes Unavoidable As ‘Electricity Pole Crops’ Fall Victim To Wet Summer

ENERGY provider Electric Ireland (formally ESB) announced today that a new 6% increase in electricity prices was ‘unavoidable’ due to a poor yield in ‘electricity polecrops’ this Summer. The energy firm reported a drastic drop in the number of electricity poles harvested this year and expects a similar price increase in January 2013. CEO of the company Pat O’Doherty… Read more »