Gardai Say 78pc Of Drink-Drivers Are Complete Dickheads

THE MAJORITY of all motorists arrested for drink-driving are complete dickheads warned a Garda chief today. The shocking disclosure comes as concern escalates over the number of dickheads being killed on our roads. Last year alone, 1,400 people were arrested for drink-driving, mainly in the early hours of the morning. Of these, 1092 were said… Read more »

Waterford Guy Insulted After ‘Facedrinking’ Comment

AN IMMEDIATE review of the ‘friends list‘ was requested by Waterford man Patrick Hogan following an ex-school friends drunken comment late last Saturday night. The 32-year-old father of three has become the latest victim of an epidemic called ‘facedrinking’ plaguing thousands of Facebook members across the world. Last night the insulted man’s family asked people to… Read more »

Heart-Broken Dad Forced To Tell Son ‘There Is No Santa’

IT was the heartbreaking news no parent should ever be forced to share with their child. The moment when a father had to tell his 17-year-old son that there is no such thing as Santa. That moment came two hours before James Tobin was about to post his annual letter to Santa Claus. Pat Tobin,… Read more »

Thousands Of Jehovah’s Witnesses Gather For Doorbell Convention

AN estimated 2,000 Jehovah’s Witnesses are expected to attend a series of special doorbell conventions taking place between now and the end of the week. Doorbell enthusiasts of all ages attended the opening day yesterday of the first of the 27 ‘Ding Dong Come Along’ conventions, at the RDS, in Dublin. The theme of the… Read more »

Exorcism-Performing Priest Helps Developer With Ghost estate

CHURCH leaders say developers who become convinced that their housing projects are haunted are calling on local parish priests to help them banish troublesome entities. Fr.Peter Foyle said he recently blessed an uninhabited estate on the Knockhouse road in Waterford after it was reported that people were afraid to live there due to an ‘ill… Read more »