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Dad’s Luggage Just Big Ball Of Cables
AIRPORT security officials have announced that baggage checks before flights are taking longer than expected these days thanks to men ... -
Breaking: Dad Wants To Know Who Fucked With The Toaster Settings
IN WHAT is believed to be the largest investigation ever launched inside the four walls of no.23 Riverside Court, Waterford, ... -
Mother Never Leaves Restaurant Without Handbag Full Of Condiment Packets
EVEN before the cost of living pushed her to do so out of necessity, Waterford Mam Adrienne Sweetnam rarely left ... -
“Ah, So That’s What ‘Variable’ Means” Mortgage Holders Realise After 7th Rate Rise
“WHAT are we like at all? Like, duh! No wonder our mortgage was going up every couple of months,” laughed ... -
“Making Niall Collins Answer Questions On Alleged Wrongdoing Is Basically Bullying” Confirms Taoiseach
THE TAOISEACH criticised opposition TDs attempts to have Niall Collins answer Dáil questions on the sale of council land during ... -
Girlfriend’s Annoying Habits Include Pointing Out All Man’s Annoying Habits
A LOCAL man is said to be finding it difficult to navigate the stormy waters of cohabitation with his girlfriend ... -
“I’m Heading Out To Meet The Girls” Says Wife, Referring To Anywhere Between 2 And ...
THANKS to the combination of having an extensive network of friends and local man Eddie Freeley not being particularly good ... -
Choosing An Expensive Easter Egg That Will Patch The Holes In Your Crumbling Marriage
EASTER isn’t any different than Christmas, birthdays, or Valentine’s Day for those stuck in loveless marriages – you still have ... -
Maybe If You Filled In That Diary You Bought At Start Of 2016 Your Life ...
RESEARCH hot off the press has indicated that your December 2015 purchase of a ‘2016 Diary’ could have been the ... -
Reject Digital Currency, Always Pay Cash When You’re Out On The Piss
PHYSICAL cash is being edged out in favour of digital money as part of a shadowy conspiracy that aims to ...