Stupid Fucking Idiots Easily Offended

THE MOST moronic among us are susceptible to taking offence to almost anything, it has emerged. A study conducted by the Institute of Studies has concluded that even the slightest mention of some opinion or thought contrary to one that a brainless idiot holds results in that fucking idiot taking offence. “It’s really quite simple,”… Read more »

Jesus To Lay Off The Meth For Lent This Year

JESUS has vowed to stay off the meth for forty days this year as part of his ritual lent fasting, a source close to the man revealed today. Jesus Christ, who is serving a seven year stretch for manslaughter, has told fellow inmates he will not be leaving his cell for the duration of the… Read more »