Category: LIFESTYLE


Other People’s Kids Awful

HAVE you ever looked at other people’s children and found yourself trying to subdue a deep irrational hatred for their stupid little faces? Well, according to a groundbreaking new study in the United States Of America, you may be on to something. Researchers at MIT have found that a large majority, if not all of other peoples kids,… Read more »

New Home Queuing Touts Selling Space In Line For €5k

DESPERATE property buyers are being charged as much as €5,000 euros by queueing touts who have infiltrated a growing number of house hunters who are currently queuing outside a new West Dublin housing estate in the hope of securing a property. The first potential buyers formed a queue at the sales office at Beechwood Heath… Read more »

Local Man Rereads Chapter In Book For 2nd Time After Mind Wanders Off

DESPITE getting three pages in, Waterford man Patrick Lyons was forced to restart the chapter in his latest book reading endeavour after his mind just wandered off of its own accord, WWN can confirm. Rereading the words he had already apparently read, but somehow failed to process, the 34-year-old restarted chapter 4 in another attempt, this time vowing to concentrate… Read more »

Shave If You Want It Licked, Women Told

FOLLOWING a secret worldwide meeting on Sunday evening in Switzerland involving the planet’s heterosexual male population, women are now being advised to shave if they want it licked down there, WWN can confirm. Flanked by dozens of sheepish looking men, chairman for men Daniel Fetherson timidly addressed the world’s media in an attempt to not start… Read more »

Local Chef Running Out Of Places To Work

A COUNTY Waterford man is currently running out of places to work after once again walking out of another head chef job at a local gastropub, WWN has learned. Mark Doran, who has been cheffing for the last 16 years, stormed out of Joxer’s Inn on Sunday morning after having an altercation with publican David Hayes, who confronted the hungover 38-year-old over his attitude towards… Read more »