Work Colleague Can Give It, But Can’t Take It

FOR Cathal Murphy, having the bants with friends and work colleagues is what life is all about, that is, however, until someone bants him back, a source close to the man has confirmed to WWN. “He usually picks on people that he knows won’t fight back,” exasperated work colleague Theresa Hayes explains, “he’s not even funny… Read more »

Local Couple Somehow Spending Evening Watching Dancing With The Stars

FOR a second consecutive week a local Waterford couple have against all odds found themselves sitting through an entire episode of Dancing With The Stars, WWN has learned. Heather Baffin and Peter Gilly, both 32, have previously expressed their outright dislike of entertainment programmes featuring dancing and celebrities, however, despite this fact and the ready… Read more »

Overweight Man ‘Carries It Well’

A LOCAL man has been reassured by family and friends that his escalating weight is nothing to worry about, with the majority of his inner circle insisting that he ‘carries it well’. Mark Rice, who works in IT, had reportedly commented on his excess 15 kilos last week to his wife Trisha, after weighing himself… Read more »