Week Dragging Out

THE week is said to be dragging the absolute arse out of itself, WWN can reveal today. Despite it only being Monday, the week continues to drag on and on, and doesn’t seem to be ending anytime soon, forcing many people into a state of anxiety and uncertainty. “I can’t believe it’s only Monday,” said… Read more »

Red Bull Launch New Range Of Craft Energy Drinks

ENERGY drink giants Red Bull have unveiled a new suite of products aimed at bringing 100% organic, artisanally produced sugar-water to the market, aimed at people who drink craft beer but still like to hit the shorts later in the night. The new drinks, dubbed Réd Búll, promise the same great taste and heart-tissue eroding properties… Read more »