Emergency Accommodation Rose Steals The Show

MOTHER of two Janet Hannigan wowed viewers of the ever popular Rose of Tralee festival tonight after taking to the stage dressed in a cotton bathrobe before detailing her hilarious lifestyle in a selection of Dublin’s hotels, hostels and B&Bs. Mrs Hannigan, who works as a receptionist, could barely keep her eyes open as she… Read more »

DJ Acting Like He Produced Track Himself

IN A sparsely attended late-night bar/club in Dublin’s city centre, one local DJ is throwing his hands up in the air and claiming all the credit for the popular song he just pressed play on, WWN can confirm. Acting as if he wrote, sang, played on, recorded and produced the track himself DJ Richie ‘You… Read more »

Adults Are Just Children In Bigger Bodies, Finds Report

A SHOCKING new report published by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology has found that adult human beings are actually just children living inside bigger bodies, forcing scientists to rethink everything they knew about the nature on mankind. Researchers at MIT studied over 10 thousand people over a period of 50 years, making this one of… Read more »

Local Man Too Hungry To Chance The Falafel

A FAMISHED Waterford man currently trying to decide what to eat for lunch has confirmed he is actually “too hungry” to try the Falafel, but promised to make the decision to eat one someday, just not today. Mark Ryan, 44, who could probably do with losing a few pounds now that he thinks about it, has… Read more »

Waterford Whispers News Live Show

Waterford Whispers News is dedicated to bringing you, the public, all the essential news and having discovered injecting the news directly into your veins is illegal (thanks health and safety laws) we will instead deliver it to your eyes and ears in a live setting. Get news’d in the face at the following venues with… Read more »

Free Stater Disgusted By ‘Nordy Stuff’

A COUNTY Kilkenny man has said he is absolutely appalled by the recent spate of violence in the North, and called on “nordies to cop onto themselves” if they want people down south to care about their silly cause. Speaking with his mouth earlier, Daniel Casey admitted he could not understand why everyone “up there”… Read more »