Local Man Doesn’t Answer Private Numbers


“If you can’t be bothered showing your number, I can’t be bothered answering your call” These are the words of Kevin Dalton, a local school teacher who refuses to say yes to private numbers. WWN arranged to meet the 36-year-old at his home in Tramore, where he bravely spoke to us about his ongoing dilemma. “I’ve… Read more »

Height Of Dads Jeans Reaching Critical Point


MEMBERS of the Doran family based in Portlaoise are expected to stage an intervention with dad, Steve Doran, after the height of his jeans has reached a critical point. Daughters Tracey and Ciara, along with son Jake and wife Theresa said they will sit down with the 64-year-old at some point after dinner today, in a bid… Read more »

Woman Frantically Trying To Recreate Fart Noise Waiting Room Chair Made


A COUNTY Waterford woman is currently trying to recreate a fart noise her chair made in a bid to prove it wasn’t gas emanating from her lower intestines via a passageway at her anus. Following the unexpected friction from her shifting weight, Cathy Davis frantically began reconstructing her previous body movements in an unsuccessful attempt to save face, leaving fellow waiting room… Read more »