Category: LIFESTYLE


Girlfriend Was Fine Until You Mentioned It

CONFLICTING reports emanating from your girlfriend has found she was actually in great form earlier, but is now somehow upset after you questioned her mood, WWN can confirm. Despite showing all the signs of someone being slightly on edge, the love of your life insisted everything was going great until you mentioned it, thanks. “Oh my God!… Read more »

Cyclist Wearing Aerodynamic Helmet Thinks He’s A Fucking Pro Or Something

A COUNTY Waterford cyclist who was spotted travelling on the Tramore to Waterford road wearing an aerodynamic helmet thinks he’s a fucking pro or something, concluded absolutely everyone who witnessed the man in transit. Cycling with his head down on the handlebars in a bid to “limit the drag”, trainee accountant Stephen Power managed to shave a staggering 4.3 seconds… Read more »

Heartbroken Man Didn’t Meet Anyone He Knows At Airport

CRESTFALLEN Waterford man Cathal Keys boarded his flight to Germany this morning while weeping openly, after navigating his way through Dublin airport for the first time without bumping into someone he knew. Traditionally, a trip to the airport for the Tramore native isn’t complete without at least one interaction with someone he knows, usually consisting… Read more »

“These Are Our Roads Now” Insist Farmers ​

THE nation’s farmers have confirmed that Irish rural roads are theirs now for the next few months while they do whatever it is they do be doing with their large and very slow agricultural machinery. Speaking on the phone to WWN while taking up the entire breadth of a country road, chairman of the Farming Association… Read more »