7-Year-Old Takes Bigger Shits Than His Father

A COUNTY Waterford father has today admitted to being slightly jealous of his 8-year-old’s stools, stating they were far bigger than his own, despite him being physically larger and ingesting a lot more food than his son, Adam. Gerry Moran, who wastes hours every day trying to make his son eat his dinner, said he… Read more »

Robin Enters Waterford Home Killing 3

GARDAÍ in Waterford have issued a nationwide alert this afternoon following an incident where a small bird casually entered a family home in the east of the city and later killing three of its occupants. A robin redbreast was later identified by eyewitnesses, with one neighbour stating that the bird flew into the house after… Read more »

Local Man To Wear The Bollocks Out Of New Hoodie

A COUNTY Waterford man is expected to wear the absolute bollocks out of a new hoodie he bought, due to its snug fit and crisp sheen. Thomas Holden, from Johns Park, purchased the Nike garment for €69:99 in a local sports shop, immediately ignoring previous hoodies in his press. “I’d say it’ll be another few… Read more »