Robin Enters Waterford Home Killing 3

GARDAÍ in Waterford have issued a nationwide alert this afternoon following an incident where a small bird casually entered a family home in the east of the city and later killing three of its occupants. A robin redbreast was later identified by eyewitnesses, with one neighbour stating that the bird flew into the house after… Read more »

Local Man To Wear The Bollocks Out Of New Hoodie

A COUNTY Waterford man is expected to wear the absolute bollocks out of a new hoodie he bought, due to its snug fit and crisp sheen. Thomas Holden, from Johns Park, purchased the Nike garment for €69:99 in a local sports shop, immediately ignoring previous hoodies in his press. “I’d say it’ll be another few… Read more »

Man Unable To Unfollow Twitter Users He Fucking Hates

CASTING aside conventional social media logic, which suggests that users only follow or subscribe to people that they share interests with, one Waterford man has decided to continue following Twitter accounts of people he absolutely hates. “It’s just an addiction at this stage, ” said James Fennel, who posts on Twitter under the name @Jf1980biggballz. “I… Read more »

Millennial Just Glad To Be Labelled Something

FOR County Clare man, David Corbett, being a millennial is something to be proud of, especially since he has received no other title in his short 35 years of existence. “I’ve been called a lot of things in my time, but nothing worthwhile or suitable to repeat here,” the Ennis resident explains, “I work as an… Read more »