Diets Can Only Be Started On Mondays, Study Proves ​

A WORLDWIDE study into diets and exercise routines has finally proven that starting any type of new regime on any day other than a Monday results in total and utter failure. The astounding revelation, which was discovered after a 5 year study into health fads, pointed to the start of the week as the only successful day to… Read more »

Turkey Having Time Of Her Life Right Now

A WATERFORD turkey has stated that she could ‘get used tot his kind of life’, after her third week of being richly fed and amply watered on a free range farm outside Dungarvan, adding that she ‘can’t see the good times ending’. “Maybe it’s because it’s Christmas, but they’ve really upped their game around here,”… Read more »

Inquiry Launched Into Why So Many Hairdressers Have Terrible Haircuts

A DEFINITIVE answer has been sought by authorities over the continued presence of highly questionable and routinely awful haircuts belonging to the heads of hairdressers and barbers up and down the country, WWN can reveal. The Association of Irish Hair Owners have set about conducting extensive research and interviews with the country’s hairdressers with the… Read more »

Women Call For Bigger Makeup Mirror On Car Windscreen

FEMALE humans worldwide have called on car manufacturers to increase the size of the ‘makeup mirror’ located at the centre of the windscreen, claiming that the design does not reflect the whole face and is practically useless for women. “Obviously, whatever eejit designed this was a man and had zero experience in applying makeup,” voiced motorist Donna Carey, who began an… Read more »