Category: LIFESTYLE


“These Are Our Roads Now” Insist Farmers ​

THE nation’s farmers have confirmed that Irish rural roads are theirs now for the next few months while they do whatever it is they do be doing with their large and very slow agricultural machinery. Speaking on the phone to WWN while taking up the entire breadth of a country road, chairman of the Farming Association… Read more »

Car Passenger Secretly Concentrating On Road

TRYING his best not to look overly frightened or scared, car passenger and human travelling at 110kmh, Dermot Williams, gave one word replies to motorist and friend James Woods as he casually took yet another bend slightly over the dividing white line. “She’s a nippy little yoke,” exclaimed the son-of-two, as his anus unclenched in… Read more »

‘Loser’ Park Bench Not Dedicated To Anyone

A WOODEN bench situated in Waterford’s People’s park has been branded as “a loser” today by locals after the bench was found not dedicated to anyone in particular, raising questions as to why it is even there in the first place. In an emergency meeting organised by the park’s committee, bench 12d on the south east side was the… Read more »