Category: LIFESTYLE


Grim Scenes As Local Head-Melter Strikes Again

GARDAI have stated that a discovery at a Waterford house party early Sunday morning is the work of a renowned local head-melter in the area, who has seemingly reappeared on the after-hours scene after a period of being away. A special response unit was called to disperse the gathering at a home in John’s Park, with reports suggesting the call was made… Read more »

Flies Just Taking The Piss At This Stage

WITH Ireland still in the throes of a full-on plague of flies, WWN has gained exclusive access to the irritating insect’s chief commander, who has admitted that they’re just having a bit of a laugh at this stage. With concerns mounting worldwide about the decline in pollinating insects such as bees, there was slight relief… Read more »