Category: LIFESTYLE


Women Call For Bigger Makeup Mirror On Car Windscreen

FEMALE humans worldwide have called on car manufacturers to increase the size of the ‘makeup mirror’ located at the centre of the windscreen, claiming that the design does not reflect the whole face and is practically useless for women. “Obviously, whatever eejit designed this was a man and had zero experience in applying makeup,” voiced motorist Donna Carey, who began an… Read more »

Fully Grown Adult Excited About Arrival Of Branded Truck

A WATERFORD man was today beside himself over the news that Coca Cola will be bringing their American style truck to Waterford city in the hopes of rekindling nostalgic memories while also enticing some cold hard sales of the popular soft drink. Immediately clicking ‘attending’ in the Coca Cola event Facebook page, Niall Kennedy rallied his two sons… Read more »

Local Alcoholic Installs Bottle Bin Outside Home

SICK to death of loading the boot of his car with bags of bottles every few days, one Waterford man has taken recycling to a whole new level by installing his own dedicated bottle bin outside his home. Self-confessed functioning alcoholic Martin Croke said the new brown bottle bin will take all the hassle and… Read more »

Common Person Under Impression He Can Like Rugby Too

A COMMON-as-fuck lower-middle class type who doesn’t live in an affluent area is for some reason under the impression that he has the right to enjoy this weekend’s rugby clash between Ireland and New Zealand as anyone else, WWN has learned. Derek Carron, 47, is looking forward to watching the match with his pals in a frightfully… Read more »

Prick Restaurant Customers Choose To Sit At Dirty Table ​

A PAIR of pricks who have just entered a local restaurant have decided to choose the only dirty table in the place, despite 34 other clean tables lying vacant in the establishment, WWN can confirm. Barging straight into the restaurant, the couple ignored the ‘wait to be seated’ sign before making a beeline to the dirty table that was left… Read more »