Category: Hororscopes

WWN Horoscopes

Aries March 21 – April 19 You continue to wear your coat indoors, robbing you of the value of it when you go outside. Taurus April 20 – May 20 Remember; always check your food for broken glass. Gemini May 21 – June 20 This week sees a reduction in the amount of hateful YouTube… Read more »

WWN Horoscopes

Aries March 21 – April 19 Oh shit, you forgot your wife’s birthday! And your anniversary! And your name! And where you live! This doesn’t look good. You may have a severe brain injury. Taurus April 20 – May 20 Are you serious with the skateboard? You’re a 30-year-old man. Gemini May 21 – June… Read more »