Category: Hororscopes

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Aries March 21 – April 19 There’s many ways to skin a cat, but you should just throw little Snuffles in the bin. Taurus April 20 – May 20 Oh, I dunno…write a song or something? Just keep busy. Gemini May 21 – June 20 If you build it, they will come. No, I’m not… Read more »

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Aries March 21 – April 19 A book club is a great way to gather with people who are smarter than you. Taurus April 20 – May 20 Others are quite receptive to your style and ideas this week, but not the stars. The stars think you’re a worthless piece of shit and don’t even deserve… Read more »

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Aries March 21 – April 19 This is the winter of your discontent. Taurus April 20 – May 20 You’ve never thought much of working alone in a lighthouse for long periods of time before, but suddenly all your friends and family seem to think you’d be perfect for the job. Gemini May 21 –… Read more »

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Aries March 21 – April 19 One in the hand maybe worth more than two in the bush, but if you don’t find the rest of that stash you lost by Friday, you’ll get two behind the ear. Taurus April 20 – May 20 You’re still young, but this week you eventually learn that wearing… Read more »

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Aries March 21 – April 19 You’re perfectly happy just to go to your room, lie on your bed and day dream about all the things you would love to do with your life, which is great, considering how you’ll be spending the next 10-15 in Mountjoy for armed robbery. Taurus April 20 – May… Read more »

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Aries  March 21 – April 19 While no one will ever take your place in her heart, three elderly fishermen, Howdo, and a member of the Butterfly band have taken your place in her other areas. Taurus  April 20 – May 20 I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip… Read more »

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Aries  March 21 – April 19 Paddy English man, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scots man will come across a genies lamp this week on a local beach, they make three wishes, and break down crying in what is to be one of the lamist jokes you have ever heard. Taurus  April 20 – May 20… Read more »

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Aries  March 21 – April 19 Your solicitor is one of the best in the country, but he will have a hard time convincing the judge that the van full of coke was for personal use. Taurus  April 20 – May 20  The remote control is down the side of the couch, the car keys… Read more »

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Aries  March 21 – April 19 Everything you have ever wanted and dreamed about will come true this weekend, provided that you don’t read your horoscope. Taurus  April 20 – May 20 To your complete disappointment, the illegal cock fighting match those fine young travellers boys invite you to will not exactly be what you… Read more »

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Aries  March 21 – April 19 You, Paddy English man and Paddy Scots man will come across a genies lamp this week on a local beach, they make three wishes, and break down crying in what is to be one of the lamist jokes you have ever heard. Taurus  April 20 – May 20 This… Read more »