Category: Hororscopes

WWN Horoscopes

Aries March 21 – April 19 This week you will mostly day dream about your movie idea about cowboys in space called Space Cowboys but instead of Indians there’s Martians. I’m sure it hasn’t been done before. Taurus April 20 – May 20 You’ll have a great laugh this week when you answer an anonymous… Read more »

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Aries March 21 – April 19 This week you will mostly be saying ‘we’ when discussing the Irish rugby team’s 6 Nations victory despite not playing in the games yourself. Taurus April 20 – May 20 The strength associated with Taurus will abandon you as you dig your spoon into your tub of ice cream,… Read more »

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Aries March 21 – April 19 Oooooh…. fucking brace yourself mate. This week is gonna fucking sting. Taurus April 20 – May 20 You’re a shooting star leaping through the skies, like a tiger defying the laws of gravity. You’re a race car passing by like Lady Godiva… sorry, just listening to the radio there…. Read more »

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Aries March 21 – April 19 Vast amounts of activity by Jupiter intersecting with Venus this week will leave you feeling like you can’t even. Taurus April 20 – May 20 That niggling feeling that you left the gas on this morning will be confirmed when you get home to find your cat dead. Gemini… Read more »

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Aries March 21 – April 19 You may find your login details are weak, try including uppercase characters and at least one number to feel an instant boost in password strength. Taurus April 20 – May 20 An overwhelming desire to do something different today may lead to you getting sundried tomatoes on your chicken… Read more »

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Aries March 21 – April 19 This week your life won’t be complete until you can assign bitchy comments to each and every dress you saw some famous people wearing on a red carpet. Taurus April 20 – May 20 This week you will be fired after failing to resist the urge to do an… Read more »

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Aries March 21 – April 19 This week you will spend the bulk of your time trying to get off the bed your girlfriend tied you to on Valentine’s Day. P.S. she’s probably never coming back, it’s been over 48 hours now. Taurus April 20 – May 20 You will become so overly attached to a… Read more »

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Aries March 21 – April 19 This week you will violently assault a coworker for using your butter on their slice of toast. Your butter? On their toast? What sort of animal does that? The sort that, thanks to you, is now going to spend 3 months in hospital with their jaw wired shut. Taurus… Read more »

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Aries March 21 – April 19 That dull aching pain in your lower right leg is actually pretty serious, but I know how you are about spoiler alerts so I’ll leave it to the doctor to tell you. Taurus April 20 – May 20 Still loading… Gemini May 21 – June 20 Don’t worry buying… Read more »

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Aries March 21 – April 19 No this week is a load of shite as well, sorry. Best check back next Monday, maybe things will be less shite then, no guarantee though. Taurus April 20 – May 20 This week you will have an awkward dream about the guy who sits next to you in… Read more »