AFTER struggling for years to conceive a child naturally, one Waterford couple is to make the journey to Northern Ireland to see if the UVF can sort them out. Jeanette and Phillip Montague have been together for 10 years and married for 3, but have been unable to get pregnant despite years of trying. Taking advice from… Read more »
A LOCAL Waterford woman is believed to be seriously injured after jumping to conclusions, WWN has learned. Sheena O’Rahily, a 34-year-old mother of two, suffered the injuries while observing heavy pedestrian traffic outside the house of a neighbour early yesterday morning. O’Rahily, who often jumps to conclusions without suffering any damage, caught sight of a… Read more »
WITH many health warnings floating around these days about the negative effects of alcohol on the human body, it’s easy for one voice to get drowned out; that of the humble drinks industry, who just need you to keep on drinking like you’ve always done. Organisations such as the HSE and DrinkAware would have the… Read more »
WORRYINGLY an ever increasing number of people are taken by surprise by a sizeable and aggressive cough which impacts on the lungs with such ferocity that it propels the lungs, launching them out of the body. WWN has researched the phenomena thoroughly and can provide 4 easy steps you can carry out to avoid coughing… Read more »
LAWYERS for the human race have today started legal proceedings against God, the alleged creator of man over a series of design flaws in the human body. America’s biggest law firm, Latham & Watkins, are expected to sue God the almighty through the Vatican for a staggering 23 trillion euros, one of the biggest compensation claims… Read more »
“YOU get a medical card!” cried Minister For Health Simon Harris this morning, excitedly. “And you get a medical card! And you get a medical card! And you!” The Fine Gael TD beamed as he announced plans to urgently provide legislation by October in a bid to provide medical cards for thousands of sick children… Read more »
STUDIES have shown that almost 100% of humans aren’t eating nearly enough silage, with scientists currently trying to evaluate the potential health risks if this trend continues. Silage, a hearty and warming food that is readily available, is normally fed to livestock in the winter as a way of keeping them from dying. However, a stunning… Read more »
THERE has been widespread shock and confusion at the news that Ireland’s national health executive, the HSE, has spontaneously combusted. News agencies learned earlier this morning that at precisely 5.34am, an intense searing sound was heard coming from every part of the HSE, before a huge boom echoed across the Nation. Eye witnesses described the… Read more »
A NEW study into the prevalence of cocaine use among Irish adults has found that moderate use of the drug has some astounding beneficial health factors, including increased tolerance to alcohol, a better sex life and can even eradicate the need for sleep in some subjects. The study, which followed the cocaine habits of 435 parents over a six… Read more »
THE OWNER of the Beacon Hospital, Denis O’Brien, is believed to be looking forward to the proposed new health service model put forward by Fine Gael which could see private firms brought in to takeover failing hospitals. The minority government is said to be keen on putting in place a number of benchmarks and targets… Read more »