Category: HEALTH

‘Big Boned’ Man Actually Just A Fat Bastard

RESEARCH on a 24 stone Kilkenny man has revealed that contrary to claims that his size is due to his bones being bigger than most peoples’ bones, he is in actual fact just a big fat pig. Peadar Hamilton, a 33-year-old security guard from Kilkenny city always described his excess mass as “a bit of… Read more »

The HSE Celebrates 1 Millionth Neglected Patient

ALTHOUGH the HSE was only established in 2005 it has today proudly announced it has neglected its 1 millionth patient, much to the chagrin of every overworked front line staff member. It has come as a shock to the people of Ireland that it has taken so long for the HSE to reach such a… Read more »