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Government Promises To Poorly Explain Colour-Coded System In Confusing Manner Very Soon
IN AN attempt to reflect the fact that Ireland will be living with Covid-19 for some time to come, the ... -
BREAKING: Scientists Discover First Non-Covid Related Conversation In 6 Months
EMBRACING each other while crying tears of joy; US based scientists are celebrating the news the world was desperate to ... -
Thank God! New Covid-19 Clusters Mostly Affecting Low Paid Workers, Direct Provision & Travelling Community
A SIGNIFICANT sigh of relief was emitted by those in Ireland who, fearing the worst, thought for the briefest moment ... -
The Pros & Cons Of Keeping Pubs Closed
THE TAOISEACH made the reluctant decision to delay the reopening of pubs for at least another 3 weeks, prompting auld ... -
“We Didn’t Have Any Of This Covid-19 Enforced Skype Sex Fingering Nonsense When We Were ...
THE HSE’s timely advice for sexually active people during the pandemic has been met with harsh criticism by 76-year-old WWN ... -
Sheep Dipping System To Be Trialed For Children Going To School
AN INGENIOUS system used by farmers to protect their sheep against infestation from external parasites is to be adopted on ... -
Man Doing Full Gym Workout In Hazmat Suit Drowns In Own Sweat
WITH IRISH gyms reopening, many fitness fanatics were unsure if their gym would be a safe place to workout. Well, ... -
Man Who Broke Lockdown Constantly & Never Wears Mask Annoyingly Hasn’t Gotten Covid-19 Yet
LOCAL Covid-19 scofflaw Miles O’Hannon is still free from Coronavirus despite adhering to none of the precautionary measures or regulations ... -
Government Wondering Whether To Blame Covid Spikes On Young People Or The Poor
THE government is faced with the difficult decision of finding an adequate group of people to blame a potential second ... -
Man Who Uses WhatsApp, TikTok, Google Maps, Snapchat, Instagram, Facebook & Twitter Apps Has Privacy ...
THE launch of the HSE’s Covid-19 Contact Tracing App was met with a chorus of ‘no fucking way’ from people ...