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A Complete Ranking Of Who’s To Blame If We Hit Level 5
LIKE any news publication worth its salt, WWN endeavours to maintain a detached and unbiased view of the facts at ... -
Here Comes Mr Rule Man With Another ‘Let’s Not Kill The Elderly’ Buzz Kill Briefing
ACCORDING to those sick to death of being told they could personally help reduce the chance of someone becoming sick ... -
What The Tiny Island Of Numbchuckata Can Teach Us About Covid-19 Control
THE PUBLIC, along with experts continue to query the best method for minimising the spread of Covid-19 while also minimising ... -
“Bla Bla Bla Second Wave” Scoffs Exhausted Nation
THE SMALL minority of the Irish public still ignoring public safety messages and now putting the hard fought progress achieved ... -
Noel Gallagher Induced Into Coma & Put On Ventilator To See If It’s All A ...
SINGER songwriter Noel Gallagher has been reportedly induced into a coma and put on a ventilator last night by angered ... -
“OK, Sorry, Just Give Us 12 More Chances At Explaining All This Incoherently Again”
AS EXPERTS warn that trying to follow politician-led Covid-19 briefings could result in you suffering a fatal brain aneurysm, the ... -
Things That Are Easier To Understand Than The Government’s Current Covid Guidelines
THERE HAS been considerable consternation caused by the latest press briefing conducted by the government’s crack team of Confusing Covid ... -
Nature Is Healing: 221 Patients Return To Hospital Trolleys
FEARS that the onslaught of Covid-19 may have irreparably changed the environment of Irish hospitals were eased today, as A&E ... -
Stephen Donnelly Absolutely Nailing This Minister For Health Craic
MINISTER For Health Stephen Donnelly was said to be ecstatic this morning at the fact that he was the number ... -
For Some Reason, Hay Fever Sufferer Really Thought He’d Get This Year Off
DESPITE having suffered the seasonal slings of pollen-based nasal misfortune for the past 20 years, there was something about the ...