Bon Jovi Now 9/10ths Of The Way There

AGEING rock band Bon Jovi have updated their classic hit ‘Livin’ On A Prayer’ to better reflect their advancing years, estimating that they are now at least nine tenths of the way to retirement/death. Released over thirty years ago, Livin’ On A Prayer catapulted the band to superstardom launching a career which provided the soundtrack… Read more »

There’s A “Rob” Kardashian, Apparently

WWN are receiving confirmed reports of the existence of a Robert “Rob” Kardashian, apparently a brother of the Kardashian sisters, who has generated headlines about himself with the aid of stories about his ex-wife or his house burning down or something. “Rob”, who shares the family’s genetics with a tendency towards large breasts, a huge… Read more »