Jennifer Lopez FLAUNTS Her Body In These Photos Taken Via Long Lens Camera 2km Away By Paparazzi

THE OUTRAGEOUS Jenny From The Block singer stunned onlookers with her enviable curves, as they stared down a photographic lens from over 2 kilometres away, with J Lo soaking in the sun on private property we are strictly speaking, not allowed take pictures of. Unashamedly flaunting her buxom breasts and pert posterior to the privacy… Read more »

Local Woman Knew Liam And Cheryl Wouldn’t Last

THE breakup of former Girls Aloud star Cheryl Tweedy and One Direction member Liam Payne has been met with great delight from noted Waterford harridan Deirdre Moone, who ‘knew from day one’ that the celebrity relationship was doomed to failure. Payne and Tweedy announced the end of their two-year relationship with a joint statement on… Read more »

New CAPTCHYA System To Request DNA Sample

ARE you human? Yes? Great! Then you are one of the billions of biological entities accessing the world wide web that are not robots, and thanks to a brand new clever Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart (CAPTCHYA) system, you will never be mistaken for one again. For centuries CAPTCHYAs have safeguarded the human race accessing important internet… Read more »

Magician David Copperfield In Court Over Hundreds Of Disappeared Women

ONE OF America’s most famous magicians appeared in a New York court yesterday afternoon over the alleged disappearance of some 400 female assistants spanning over a 40 year period. David Seth Kotkin, known by his stage name David Copperfield, was sworn in using a bible which he later turned into a bunch of flowers following his oath, before been warned by the judge that… Read more »

Public Really Expected More From Loudmouth Racist Bitch

OUTSPOKEN racist and noted Trump-supporting bigot Roseanne Barr really let herself down yesterday with a stream of nonsensical rambling tweets that caused the ABC network to cancel her ratings-powerhouse show, much to the disappointment of everyone who knew her as a kind, soft-spoken soul with nothing but love in her heart for all God’s children…. Read more »