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iPhone 11 Review: It’s A Fucking Phone, Sit Down
ALL eyes were on Apple yesterday, when… Christ. Jesus Christ. How many times can we write this same article over ... -
Win! Dublin Gets Another Much Needed Soulless Hotel To Be Overcharged In
JUST WHEN you were worried Dublin wasn’t becoming a soulless vacuum quickly enough; one dominated by hotels, offices, identikit pubs ... -
Psst, We Don’t Want To Get Your Hopes Up But We Think Coldplay Are Gone ...
WITHOUT wanting to inadvertently instigate a Beetlejuice type situation whereby mentioning their name three times summons them into arriving fully ... -
Met Éireann Issue Red Balloon Over Sewer Warning
THE WARNING, issued by Met Éireann comes into affect in Derry and other locations across the island of Ireland from ... -
Man Who Took His Tent Home From Festival Expecting Nobel Prize
AN ELECTRIC PICNIC festival goer has admitted to being ‘devastated’ and ‘shocked’ at the news that his herculean effort in ... -
Celebrate ‘Definitely Maybe’ Turning 25 With These Essential Facts
TODAY marks the 25th anniversary of the iconic Oasis album ‘Definitely Maybe’ which helped the band, lead by brothers Noel ... -
The Lyrics To ‘Barbie Girl’ Finally Explained
THE IMPENETRABLE sophistication and cryptic lyrics of Aqua’s ‘Barbie Girl’, an unlikely pop hit, has defied comprehension and caused even ... -
Caitlyn Jenner Tipped As Next Bond
AS the new title for Daniel Craig’s final outing as James Bond is revealed as ‘No Time To Die’, die ... -
Local Man Disappointed By Lack Of N-Words In New Tarantino Movie
AFTER preparing himself for the kind of rush of febrile adrenaline he has only experienced when sharing a busy cinema ... -
Irish Recorder Player Signs Million Dollar Record Deal
FOR ONE lucky Irish person, their primary schools years of shrieking away at a excruciatingly ear shredding version of Three ...