iPhone 6 To Give Wankers Something To Talk About

AS rumours persist that Apple will unveil the new iPhone 6 this September WWN can exclusively reveal this news has given the world’s wankers something to talk about. The advent of the smartphone also ushered in the dawn of the ‘smartphone wanker’, an individual who mistakenly believes the release of the iPhone 5s.24 Purple Shiny… Read more »

Healy-Rae Family Score Parts In New Star Wars Movie

WITH filming of Star Wars Episode VII currently underway on the island of Skellig Michael off the coast of Kerry, WWN can report that members of the Healy-Rae political dynasty have bagged parts in the highly anticipated space epic. Although details are scarce, it is believed that Jackie, Danny and Michael Healy-Rae successfully auditioned during… Read more »