RTE Replace Entire Cast Of Fair City With Cardboard Cut-Outs Of Kathryn Thomas

RTE have announced their decision today to replace the entire cast of Fair city with cardboard cut-outs of Kathryn Thomas as dramatic new budget cuts hit the station. Over forty cast members were given the bad news on Friday evening during a meeting called by executive producer Brigie de Courcy. Veteran of the show Jim Bartley (Bella Doyle) told WWN today… Read more »

Supermarkets Report Panic Buying Of Hair Removal Products After O’Connor Announces Search For ‘Hairy Man’

HAIR REMOVAL products were flying off supermarket shelves today after singer-songwriter Sinead O’Connor announced to the nation that she was in search of a ‘hairy man’. Thousands of single men recoiled in absolute horror as the 44-year-old made a plea for a ‘hairy man’ on the Independent news paper and The Late Late Show this week…. Read more »

Oxegen 2011: Amanda Brunker To Headline Deaf Tent

CELEB extraordinaire Amanda Brunker has been confirmed today as the main headliner for the Oxegen 2011 deaf tent. WWN can exclusively reveal that the former Miss Ireland, journalist, Talent judge, socialite and general TV skivvy will rock the festivals first ever ‘deaf tent’ on Saturday afternoon. Music lovers have welcomed the news. And in even… Read more »

New DNA Evidence Reveals Marley Did Not Shoot Deputy

FRESH forensic evidence has cleared deceased Jamaican singer-songwriter Bob Marley of the 1974 murder of a Deputy, cold-case investigators have stated today. Nesta Robert “Bob” Marley, who died exactly 30 years ago last Wednesday, was blamed for two separate shootings ‘all around in his home town’ of then Sheriff John Brown and his nameless Deputy…. Read more »

Twink To Donate Body To National History Museum

IRISH entertainer Adele King aka ‘Twink’ will donated her body to the Irish National History Museum in Dublin, insisting that it’s only fair a national treasure like herself should be on display for everyone else to see. Two weeks ago, she signed the paperwork and made official her plans. She carries a donor card in… Read more »